2 Haikus and a Limerick Walked into a Bar

Somehow on twitter today, the theme came up of sending naughty DMs. Some worthy recipients complained they hadn't received any, and I hate seeing someone go without, so…


Daddy's little girl
Has been so naughty today
It is spanking time!

Gently creeping tongue
Traces cool lines up your thigh
Orgasms ahead!


and then there was the brat…


There was a young kinkster from Boston
In subspace she wished to get lost in
But her tone was so bratty
She couldn't find a Daddy
So she resorts to Grey Goose to get sauced in.


No, that last one really doesn't scan very well. Fortunately limerick standards aren't quite as formal as haikus.